Saved By Shit!
I’m not sure how true this is but according to this article a woman was hanging laundry from the sixth story of a building in China and fell. They happened to be cleaning the building’s septic system when she fell so she landed in the crap. I wonder if she was thinking “oh shit!” when she hit the pile of shit.
Given the choice between landing on old crap from a septic system that hadn’t been tended to in a while and had been blocking sewer pipes or concrete I really think I’d chose the concrete. The shit couldn’t have been a pleasant experience.